Poll Time: Snail Slime on Your Face, yay or nay?

Awhile back … a way while back, I did a poll on fish pedicures. Click Here to see.

Most people were into it! A whopping 46%.

29%, including yours truly said no, fuck off. For some reason it really skeezes me out. All that dead skin …

And 25% said they might consider it depending on their level of sobriety.

So ok, how about this one: snail facials.

First off, they prices are fucking steep. $100 for 5 minutes? Those snails better be shitting gold all over my skin, you know?

Second off, it looks gnarly.

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Before I poll you, you have to go to bbc.co.uk. and watch the video. Thems the rules.

Done? Ok now tell me:

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Yale, Cambridge, or OXFORD??

My sister, that lucky gal, has an extra $100 burning a hole in her pocket. After much debate, she’s decided she wants to blow the load on a new pair of Oxfords, but there’s only one tiny setback, she’s having a hell of a time deciding which pair to purchase!

Help? See below for pics. And keep in mind, all of these are under $100, so cost is not really a factor.

STEVE MADDEN ‘TUDDOR’ FLAT

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HINGE ‘FRASER’ OXFORD – MAUVE

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HINGE ‘FRASER’ OXFORD – BONE

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VOLATILE ‘RIZZO’

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NATURALIZER ‘LONNIE’ LEATHER OXFORDS

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I already know which ones I’m voting for. Do you? Help a girl out.

Also, PS … I have another poll pending for the weekend that I think you are going to LOVE.

xoxo,

Lou