Yeah I know. It’s Saturday. But this actually works because my movie for this week was Dazed and Confused and because I’m late one day I’m now writing this on 4/20, so we’re all good. Phew!
I had this movie memorized when I was a teenager. Favorite line?
“Wipe that face off your head, bitch.”
God I love Parker Posey. And I definitely wore knee highs and short shorts like this back in the not-so-far-away day.
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Babes. Stone Cold Foxes. I was obsessed with this fashion. I will not lie.
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And Milla Jovovich? Duh hot stoner babe.
I really did covet how good she was at rolling a joint. Bow down.
Don’t worry. I didn’t forget about Matthew McConaughey or the rest of the Dazed and Confused studs. Remember the one that always wore overalls?
Personally I always like the mean Irish, wood shop, dude. Go figure.
Oh the nerds? Yeah of course.
Yeah I know. Cutest nerds ever.
How about some more great quotes? All from IMDB.com
Simone: I did it when I was a freshman, and you’ll do it when you’re seniors. but you’re doing great. Now fry like bacon, you little freshman piggies. Fry!
Pink: It was vicious. Had some pretty cool seniors though. Like, they’d beat the hell out of you and then get you drunk, that sort of thing.
Shavonne Wright: What the hell are you talking about girl?
Kaye Faulkner: Didn’t even think about it did you?
Shavonne Wright: Gilligan’s Island?
Kaye Faulkner: It’s what called a male pornographic fantasy.
Shavonne Wright: [laughs] Oh my haha
Kaye Faulkner: Think about it! You’re basically alone on a deserted island with 2 readily available women. One, a seductive sex goddess type. The other… a healthy girl-next-door-type with a nice butt. So the men have it all, the Madonna and the whore. Women get nothing! We get a geek, an overweight middle-age guy, and a nerdy scientific type.
Jodi: [interrupts] The professor… is sexy.
Darla: Ok girlies. It’s really hot out here and I’m really sick of looking at you.
Wooderson: That’s what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.
Darla: What are you looking at? Wipe that face off your head, bitch.
Happy 4/20 everyone! Now go get Dazed and Confused and relive this awesome ass movie.