Ok whoa whoa whoa hold up. To begin, thank you dear reader, Alyssa, for bringing this to my attention.
Second, let me just say … Decaykini. Hellkini. Slasherkini … no no, you read right. It IS what you’re thinking. Only better. And brought to you by Etsy purveyor Bloodlust Productions.
I just …
You think these bikinis would be absolutely perfect for me! I mean, there isn’t much more in this world I love more than horror and creep stuff, but I am just not sure that I could put this type of stuff on my VAGINA. Not even if it is made from fucking rad ass horror effect materials and inspired by all of my favorite types of spooky shit.
I haven’t even given you my best example … ahem.
Look how hyped and sexy that girl is – now look between her legs. I die.
It is very … metal.
And honestly, I am obsessed with the concept and the execution. The shit looks really well made and I got a sewing machine solely for the purpose of making a line of “Murder Skirts” (hitting a retailer near year you, Fall 2019), so obviously I’m into it. It’s just so fucking ludicrous and weird and gnarly and really just, drives me to awed speechlessness.
Please, please go check them out and if you buy anything, you HAVE to send me pictures immediately. Because these suits really are pretty fucking epic.
Like, there’s texture …
And most of them will only set you back $85 – $100.
OMG their skirts! Their masks! Yeah I said it … skirts!!!
It’s too much. I’m obsessed. I pray to the Antichrist I see someone wearing something from these folks someday.
Again … go check them out, especially if you’re anything of a horror geek like myself. Swim suits are made to order. That’s pretty legit.